If I were a...

If I were a beginning, I would be : Time
If I were a month, I would be : December
If I were a day of the week, I would be : Friday
If I were a time of day, I would be : Mid-night
If I were a planet, I would be : Mars
If I were a season, I would be : Winter
If I were a sea animal, I would be : Shark
If I were a direction, I would be : East
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be : Bed
If I were a sin, I would be : Wrath
If I were a liquid, I would be : Mercury
If I were a scare, I would be : Lucifer
If I were a gem, I would be : Ruby
If I were a tree, I would be : Oak
If I were a tool, I would be : Hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be : Grape Vine
If I were a kind of weather, I would be : A Thunder Storm
If I were a musical instrument, I would be : A Guitar
If I were an animal, I would be : A Lion
If I were an emotion, I would be : Curiosity
If I were a vegetable, I would be : A Cauliflower
If I were a sound, I would be : A Scream
I were an element, I would be : Iron
If I were a car, I would be : A Ferrari
If I were a song, I would be : Boulvard of Broken Dreams
If I were a food, I would be : Ramen
If I were a place, I would be : The Sahara
If I were a material, I would be : Steel Wire
If I were a taste, I would be : Spicy
If I were a scent, I would be : Sandlewood
If I were a religion, I would be : Fought Over
If I were a sentence, I would be : A Moral
If I were a body part, I would be : The Eye
If I were a facial expression, I would be : The Thought
If I were a subject in college, I would be : Calculus
If I were a shape, I would be : Hexagon
If I were a quantity, I would be : A Quantum
If I were a colour, I would be : Red
If I were a thing, I would be : Fire
If I were a landmass, I would be : Antartica
If I were a book, I would be : An Archie
If I were a monument, I would be : The Niagra Falls
If I were an artist, I would be : Leanardo Da Vinci
If I were a collection of poems, I would be : Forgotten
If I were a landscape, I would be : The Grand Canyon
If I were a watch, I would be : Swatch
If I were God, I would be : Strener
If I were a vowel, I would be : A
If I were a consonant, I would be : X
If I were a formula, I would be : F = ma
If I were a Science, I would be : Physics
If I were a theory, I would be : The Chaos Theory
If I were a famous person, I would be : William Sheaksphere
If I were an electronic equipment, I would be : An External Storage Device
If I were sport, I would be : F1
If I were a movie, I would be : The Road to El Derado
If I were a cartoon, I would be : Calvin
If I were an explorer, I would be : Indina Jones
If I were a scientist, I would be : Albert Einstein
If I were a relation, I would be : Functional
If I were a river, I would be : Siene
If I were intoxication, I would be : Red Wine
If I were alone, I would be : At Peace
If I were a question, then I would be : How ?
If I were a hobby, I would be : Origami
If I were a habit, I would be : Chewing Gum
If I were in an atom, I would be : Small ?! =p
If I were an end, I would be : Here...
If I were you, I would be : Doomed

Ten Things You Have To Do With Your Significant Other

I decided to compile a list of ten things you have to do with the person of your dreams...

1) A walk in the rain
2) Go to the movies
3) Have dinner
4) Hug
5) Run a race
6) Feed some pigeons
7) Kiss
8) Go shopping
9) Write poems
10) Talk till the wee hours of the morning

Obviously not in that order... but these are some of the basic must dos... Well... what're you waiting for ?! Go have some fun right now !!!

The Hight of Highness

Suppose something that was already soooo good... that you can't possibly fathom it getting better.... became a hell of a lot more brilliant ? Well.... that's how I found myself.... extremely dazed and red.... at 9.00 in the night... in a dark and cozy lane with the girl of my dreams..... yay !! Life has finally taken an upward turn ::drinks to all of your health and well-being:: I'm in a great mood.... so go ahead.... ask me for anything.... and I'll grant it if its within my power *note: offer valid till stocks last. Terms and conditions apply. Product available without this offer as well* lol... I just HAD to say that :P so.... looks like somebody up there and down here as well loves me *yipee*.... for those of you who are unfamiliar with the term highness or have general confusion in attaining exceeding states of downright unreasonable happiness or joy... THIS is HIGHNESSSSSS....... or... in plain English... I'm high.... and that's that..... g'day.... g'bye... sweet dreams.......... take care.... I'll catch you all later.... and I for one am ONE lucky guy !! :P

Status Update

Hi all.... It's been a while hasn't it ?! Almost a month since the last post... Well... considering March was a massive pain in the back-side all the way from 1st thru 31st... it isn't surprising if you see other misbegotten souls much like myself taking it easy during this time.... nothing much... just doing some light reading from Resnick and Halliday or Morsen and Boyd or attending 6 straight HOURS of class or the like... like I said before... nothing strenuous.... just the kinda stuff ANY 16-18 year old has to do to "make" it BIG in life... sigh... gimme a break.... we all have to go thru with it but we ALL hate it ... irrespective of the age of the individual/party in question, so why not abolish it already ? Instead of commenting on the "Evils of Staying-up and Studying" or "Not Putting Effort when/where its most needed", someone should have the bright idea of commenting on "The Evils of Our Education System" or maybe on "When to Drop out of School" :P well... that certainly would be MOST welcomed.... I mean c'mon ! Its insane to pack off what people spend WHOLE life-times with, in just one friggin' year... I mean don't we get a say on what we want to DO and what we DON'T ?! No fair... I can decide for my self..... I'm legal already.... *well, almost legal anyway* and besides, by the time you read this I'm probably legal, a father of two and not to mention dead already ~~ *please read this again like 80-90 years from now so that I'm not wrong* Well... anyways... the much dreaded BOARDS are over.... cet fini *excuse my french* Hastallavista Baby :P and then its all gone............ and lo and behold ! What unfathomable evil rears it's head instead ?! The much dreaded ENTRANCES *deja vu ?!*
From the frying pan into the fire literally.... and with god knows what all rumors about the patterns in various "MOST-IMPORTANT EXAM IN YOUR LIFE" exams, we're in much more need of de-stressers then the likes of Bull-Ring fighters a.k.a Matadors... Well I don't know about you but I'm gonna rustle (pun unintended) up some HAM burgers sans ham of course (of course.... I'm a vegetarian.... go green ! - PeTA *sorry bout that.... damn commercials are taking up my time here too* ) and get all the rest I can.... I'll be back, so be in time for some more ranting....... cheers :)


P.S. The Story "Lips of an Angel" Part II is complete... here's the link for those who are too lazy to scroll : http://thebookofthedamned.blogspot.com/2007/08/lips-of-angel-part-ii-sorrow.html

P.P.S. If you DON'T understand what I'm talking about, scroll *yes dammit... I know its work but just do it* down and read the first part first.... *like d-uh*...

Back to Square Root of twenty minus five into four

Hiiiiii all.... Yes... I'm still alive and kicking.... and no I've not been turned into an illeterate chipmunk by the wizard of Oz.... nope I didn't run away from home and join the circus or decide to fight crime under a lame alias..... I'm right here.... preparing for my BOARDS.... oh what joy.... T.T so while I'm grinding my nose I thought I'd let you guys know what I was upto in the mean time...

I had an accident near the beach (what a start...)
I was banned from using the bike for a month (Noooooo..... My precious !!! )
I had a really really big fight with a certain somebody (>:P)
I haven't eaten a franky in eons (damn petrol prices)
The carnival was a big ficaso (I was having LOAAAADSSSS of fun sitting in the computer lab and doing my project -bleh-)
No more hospital visits for me (Yay !! Yay !!)
My dad came from the U.S. (and left almost instantaneously)
I (read as my brother) got a new X-Box (Its still in the isolation ward)
I flunked my ass off in physics (sigh....)
I got high on 7up (no suprise)
And I have a friggin' board practical tomorrow !!! (OMFG.... I gotta go and study.... )

So anyway... you guys haven't missed much.... that's about it I guess.... unless you wanna talk about blowing up the kitchen or making chemical no; 456 (Vinigar + NaHCO3 + Coconut Water + Food Powder +blah blah... or about the big break up or the return to the unknown or the or the.... ahhhhhhh.... what ever.... byee all.... I'll be back ... I hope

My World

Where-ever we are ....
And whatever we do...

I'm always so happy....
Just being with you...

And that's why I wecome
A day like today ...

It's one more occation...
to lovingly say -

"You Mean The World To Me"

Wait........

I'll be posting soon.... I swear... don't go away... I'm collecting my thoughts :P

My Happy Ending...

Where are the flowers ?!
All I see are tears...
It wasn't supposed to be so...
Why must you go... ?!

You did so much for me...
We were meant to be together...
But now... Sacrifice... It's a part of life...
So much for a happy ending...

Fate is against me, time is my Nemesis...
I am hated by those above...
For all the wrong reasons...
You're not here with me...

It hurts me when it hurts you...
I feel your pain when you talk to me...
I hear the screams when you wave to me...
I see the tears when you look at me...

Why does it have to be me ?!
Alone... against unbeatable odds...
My sins.. I have defied the gods...
burnt and ripped and torn apart....

We were supposed to be together...
But everything seems to be getting in the way...
And all this time you were pretending...
So much for my happy ending...


*Disclaimer: Heavily influenced by Avril's "Happy Ending" and Chocolate...

Screaming Whispers

We were Strangers on a Crazy Adventure
I respected what you did to my heart
But now here we stand, miles apart
What ever happened to us...

This isn't the way it should be
It hurts me a lot, can't you see
I know I'm the one who said to all
But it still hurts, I wish you would call

I'll be there when the world stops turning...
I'll be there to see it through
In the end I wanna be with you... Everyday
Forever and ever...

So don't forget me ever...
I'll be back for you...
I swear... you'll never be alone...
Good bye... I miss you so...

Lips of an Angel

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